Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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