Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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