Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I'm really busy with my period
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