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• (804): View more from Virginia

  And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''

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• (925): View more from California

  Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS

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  That's me emphasizing the ridiculous

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  "I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.

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  Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.

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