Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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