I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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