so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm too high and old for this...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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