I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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