I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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