I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
