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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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