Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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