No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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