when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We just shotgunned beers for America
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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