no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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