I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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