I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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