I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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