i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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