Non-Jews are for practice
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
