Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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