i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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