My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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