You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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