i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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