he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Randomize
