Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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