If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality