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• (512): View more from Texas

  I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are

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• (714): View more from California

  he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  smell my finger.

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• (818): View more from California

  sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom

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• (714): View more from California

  we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way

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