Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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