I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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