Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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