i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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