had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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