What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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