walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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