Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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