"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I think people are normalizing furries
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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