Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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