Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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