Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
