my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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