apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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