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(843): View more from South Carolina

Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?

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(636): View more from Missouri

The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay

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(613): View more from Ontario

he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.

(708): View more from Illinois

May it rest in peace.

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(251): View more from Alabama

The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!

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(409): View more from Texas

i wish i coudl send you meat via computure

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(404): View more from Georgia

I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."

(404): View more from Georgia

That's how I look going for the pbr.

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(813): View more from Florida

Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.

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