that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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