I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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