can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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