okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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