Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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