I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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