see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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