I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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