Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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