he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
