you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I need water and some morals
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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