It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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