Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize