I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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