I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he fucked my hip out of place.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I need to sanitize my soul.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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