omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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